Yo I don’t even care if 97.3845% of the stories on here are made up y’all are creative as fuck and have me laughing more than anyone irl A+++ job keep on lying and doing your thing
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
why do people make fun of people who get starbucks have you ever had starbucks that shit is delicious
how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes
my favorite part about new years is waking up and realizing that nothing has fucking changed
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD